Sedi hroch v bahne, prdí a pozera, ako sa robia bublinky. > A pride k nemu druhý hroch a hovori: > -Pod so mnou, ideme rozmačkavat žaby !!!! > -Ty si myslis, ze teraz všetko necham a pojdem robit debiliny --------------------------------------------------------------- Veverička sedí na strome a luska oriešky. Rozluskne prvý - strieborné šaty. Rozluskne druhý - zlaté šaty. Rozluskne tretí - svadobné šaty. Veverička sa rozplače, schúli sa na vetvičku a vzlyká: "Sa kvôli zasranej rozprávke ani nenažerem .. " ------------------------------------------------------------------ Hovorí jedna žaba druhej:" Ty mne je nejak špatne." Druhá na ňo pozerá a hovorí: "No fakt a si aj dáka zelená..." ------------------------------------------------------------------ de agresívne prasiatko po lese, keď tu zrazu spadne do jamy. Príde k nemu žirafa a hovorí: "Počkaj prasiatko prinesiem rebrík!" "Nepočkám!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------- Do chovproduktu vrazí rozčúlený chlap s ľadovým medveďom na reťazi a spustí na predavača: - Kde je ten blbec, čo mi pred rokom predával bieleho škrečka? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ide takto slon a mravček po drevenom moste a mravček zahlási: Ej, ale dupoceme!! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Visia 2 leňochody na strome.Visia deň,dva,tri,štyri,ked v tom sa jeden pohne a ten druhý mu povie: -Ty si nejaký nervozny... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ide lev po lese, stretne korytnačku a pýta sa jej: - Korytnačka, kto je pánom zvierat? - Predsa ty! Lev spokojný ide ďalej, stretne slona a pýta sa ho to isté. - Slon, kto je pánom zvierat? Slon zdvihne chobot a domláti ho ako psa. Lev sa po 30 minútach pozbiera a povie: - Však sa hneď nerozčuľuj, ked nevieš! ------------------------------------------------------------- Sedia lev a býk v reštaurácii a popíjajú rum. Vtom levovi zazvoní mobil. Priloží si ho teda k uchu a vraví: - Áno, drahá, už idem! - potom vysvetli býkovi - Už sa musím pobrať. Žena ma čaká. - Čo to vidím? - čuduje sa býk - Ty, kráľ zvierat nevieš povedať vlastnej žene, kde je jej miesto. To tá moja smerom ku mne ani len nepípne! - To vieš, - konštatuje lev - ja mám za ženu levicu a ty kravu... ---------------------------------------------------------------
ide žaba k doktorovi s ponoškov na hlave-----------------------------------doktor sa jej pyta :----čo sa ti stalo žbička???----------------drž hubu toto je prepadnutie-------------------------------------------------
Komentáre
Prehľad komentárov
Howdy I am so grateful I found your blog, I really found you by accident, while I was researching on Bing for something else, Nonetheless I am here now and would just like to say thanks for a tremendous post and a all round enjoyable blog (I also love the theme/design), I don’t have time to read it all at the moment but I have bookmarked it and also added your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read a great deal more, Please do keep up the fantastic jo. stumy.aresgrb.se/music/provena-plus-svullna-ben.php provena plus svullna ben
extra solskydd vagn aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 30. 4. 2020 9:25)
Its such as you learn my thoughts! You seem to know a lot about this, such as you wrote the e book in it or something. I believe that you simply could do with some % to pressure the message home a bit, but other than that, this is magnificent blog. An excellent read. I will certainly be back. distp.aretenb.se/music/extra-solskydd-vagn.php extra solskydd vagn
lediga bostäder i nynäshamn tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 30. 4. 2020 2:55)
If you wish for to take much from this article then you have to apply these methods to your won webpage. tastyandinteresting.be/useful-tips/lediga-bostaeder-i-nynaeshamn.php lediga bostäder i nynäshamn
naglar bondegatan aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 30. 4. 2020 0:22)
Hi there, every time i used to check website posts here in the early hours in the morning, because i enjoy to find out more and more. indo.aretenb.se/news/naglar-bondegatan.php naglar bondegatan
vad Г¤r aloe vera gel bra fГ¶r tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 29. 4. 2020 18:12)
I visited several web pages but the audio feature for audio songs present at this website is actually superb. tastyandinteresting.be/travels/vad-aer-aloe-vera-gel-bra-foer.php vad Г¤r aloe vera gel bra fГ¶r
finns game of thrones pa viaplay aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 29. 4. 2020 14:06)
With havin so much content do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright violation? My blog has a lot of exclusive content I've either authored myself or outsourced but it seems a lot of it is popping it up all over the web without my permission. Do you know any methods to help stop content from being ripped off? I'd truly appreciate it. cruda.aretenb.se/decorations/finns-game-of-thrones-p-viaplay.php finns game of thrones pa viaplay
overmatig zweten liesstreek aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 29. 4. 2020 5:02)
I don't know whether it's just me or if everyone else encountering problems with your website. It looks like some of the text on your posts are running off the screen. Can someone else please comment and let me know if this is happening to them as well? This might be a problem with my browser because I've had this happen before. Kudos citte.aretenb.se/beauty/overmatig-zweten-liesstreek.php overmatig zweten liesstreek
beställ vin online tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 28. 4. 2020 23:55)
What's up, its nice post about media print, we all be aware of media is a fantastic source of information. tastyandinteresting.be/for-men/bestaell-vin-online.php beställ vin online
nemid erhverv aresgrb.se
(aresgrb.se, 28. 4. 2020 21:24)
I think that is one of the most important information for me. And i am satisfied reading your article. However want to observation on few basic issues, The web site style is wonderful, the articles is actually nice : D. Excellent process, cheers comco.aresgrb.se/beauty/nemid-erhverv.php nemid erhverv
sissel edelbo harband aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 28. 4. 2020 19:30)
Good day! This is my first comment here so I just wanted to give a quick shout out and say I genuinely enjoy reading through your blog posts. Can you suggest any other blogs/websites/forums that go over the same subjects? Appreciate it! etski.aretenb.se/trends/sissel-edelbo-hrbnd.php sissel edelbo harband
chlou frisГёr harridslev tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 28. 4. 2020 15:20)
Good article! We will be linking to this great article on our site. Keep up the good writing. tastyandinteresting.be/relaxation/chlou-frisr-harridslev.php chlou frisГёr harridslev
foderstatsprogram hast gratis aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 28. 4. 2020 8:39)
If you wish for to increase your know-how simply keep visiting this web page and be updated with the newest news update posted here. inllo.aretenb.se/for-men/foderstatsprogram-haest-gratis.php foderstatsprogram hast gratis
zwart jurkje only tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 28. 4. 2020 6:47)
I'll right away grasp your rss feed as I can't find your e-mail subscription link or newsletter service. Do you've any? Kindly allow me know in order that I may subscribe. Thanks. tastyandinteresting.be/relaxation/zwart-jurkje-only.php zwart jurkje only
gravid efter gastric bypass aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 27. 4. 2020 20:08)
I'm truly enjoying the design and layout of your site. It's a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more enjoyable for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a designer to create your theme? Exceptional work! tiza.aretenb.se/music/gravid-efter-gastric-bypass.php gravid efter gastric bypass
ont i fotterna nar jag gar aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 26. 4. 2020 19:32)
Heya i'm for the first time here. I came across this board and I find It truly useful & it helped me out a lot. I hope to give something back and aid others like you helped me. vemen.aretenb.se/music/ont-i-foetterna-naer-jag-gr.php ont i fotterna nar jag gar
eurovision stockholm 2016 tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 26. 4. 2020 11:13)
It's really very complicated in this full of activity life to listen news on TV, so I only use web for that reason, and obtain the most recent information. tastyandinteresting.be/for-men/eurovision-stockholm-2016.php eurovision stockholm 2016
pludselig rodme i ansigtet aretenb.se
(aretenb.se, 26. 4. 2020 4:45)
I know this if off topic but I'm looking into starting my own weblog and was curious what all is needed to get set up? I'm assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny? I'm not very internet smart so I'm not 100% positive. Any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated. Cheers culne.aretenb.se/beautiful-things/pludselig-rdme-i-ansigtet.php pludselig rodme i ansigtet
massage manuel anti cellulite tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 26. 4. 2020 3:03)
Hello! I simply wish to offer you a huge thumbs up for the excellent info you've got here on this post. I will be returning to your website for more soon. tastyandinteresting.be/for-men/massage-manuel-anti-cellulite.php massage manuel anti cellulite
huvudvark i tinningen aresgrb.se
(aresgrb.se, 25. 4. 2020 22:09)
If you are going for finest contents like myself, just visit this website daily since it presents feature contents, thanks taifa.aresgrb.se/delicious-dishes/huvudvaerk-i-tinningen.php huvudvark i tinningen
fГҐ fart pГҐ magen lchf tastyandinteresting.be
(tastyandinteresting.be, 25. 4. 2020 18:24)
Amazing! Its in fact remarkable post, I have got much clear idea regarding from this article. tastyandinteresting.be/useful-tips/f-fart-p-magen-lchf.php fГҐ fart pГҐ magen lchf
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90
provena plus svullna ben aresgrb.se
(aresgrb.se, 30. 4. 2020 9:35)